Monday, October 23, 2006

Headlines for Monday, October 23rd

Kenny Rogers wins game 2 amidst cheating speculation - Accusations of pitching with a foreign susbtance prompted Rogers to comment, "Relax, it's not like I'm walking in the winning run in the World Series against the Yankees in 2000."



Shawne Merriman suspended four games for steroid use - Fortunately, due to Marty Schottenheimer's influence, Merriman injected them way too conservatively

Colts knock off Redskins, 36-22 - At 6-0, the Colts have people thinking "undefeated season for the Bears!"

46-year-old Morten Andersen kicks winning field goal in overtime - After splitting the uprights with the 32-yard kick, Andersen reportedly yelled "suck it, Julio Franco!"

UNC fires head football coach John Bunting - Steve Stoute, an intern with the basketball program, named new head coach

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