Headlines: Monday, April 23

Crosby reveals he played Ottawa series on a broken foot; entire Penguins defense quickly adds that all of their feet were broken too

Mavs starters take night off vs. Warriors, rest up for Spurs series

Iverson, Anthony selfishly score 61 points; Nuggets selfishly upset Spurs

Dolphins still trying to acquire Trent Green for their fantasy team

Gagne injures elbow while attending to injured knee

Also, this article is pretty funny.