Headlines for Tuesday, August 22

Yankees sweep 5-game series at Fenway - Red Sox respond by sheepishly extending Josh Beckett's contract another 3 years for $45 million

Jays Manager Gibbons bloodied in fight with pitcher Lilly - Toronto manager Jay Gibbons got into a shouting match with Ted Lilly after he refused to come out of a game, then Gibbons was seen with a bloody nose after they scuffled in the clubhouse; a Jays team spokesman commented, "Wow, we were interesting for a second! Hey, remember when we got Lyle Overbay?"

Glavine won't require surgery, could return soon - Doctors admit they never actually checked Glavine's health, they just heard his name and assumed his career had to be close to over

Phils' Rowand breaks ankle, will miss 4-6 weeks - Philly fans decide they like Rowand even more now, saying "Bobby Abreu never would have done whatever Rowand did to end up with a broken ankle"

OWENS / PARCELLS FEUD OF THE CENTURY UPDATE - Owens sat out the Cowboys' second preseason game with an injured hamstring, and Parcells proceeded to coach the team as normal. Despite no evidence or words to support it, one can only imagine that this situation is about to absolutely explode out of control.