INSIDE THE HEATSTROKE:
NFL Training Camp Report Part 1 - The New Coaches
With a bunch of new NFL Coaches' faces in new places, Dan breaks down what to expect this season out of the crop of first-year NFL coaches
Herman Edwards, Chiefs - A solid hire by the Chiefs, Edwards should bring his propensity for firing up defenses and preaching hard-nosed football to a talented but underachieving franchise
Dick Jauron, Bills - Not sure why the Bills hired this guy, he sucked with the Bears and he sucked with the Lions. They're gonna suck.
Art Shell, Raiders - Wait, seriously? The same one?
Brad Childress, Vikings - Who? Oh, that dude from the Eagles? Might help their offense, I guess?
Eric Mangini, Jets - Huh? Never heard of him. Wikipedia claims he's 35, that's pretty young.
Gary Kubiak, Texans - Who?
Rod Marinelli, Lions - Who are these guys?
Scott Linehan, Rams - I seriously don't know who the fuck any of these guys are.
Sean Payton, Saints - Where'd all these new motherfuckers come from??
Mike McCarthy, Packers - Whatever. This was a dumb idea.