SPORTS TALK ROUNDUP

The following are actual statements that were heard on Sports Radio throughout the country.

The Dodgers are too streaky. Colorado's young pitching staff is just too good. Rockies win the series in 6.
-The Jock AM 1240 KRDO Colorado

I think the Birds go 15-1 with Hank Baskett catching at least 30 TD's. Either way, Bobby Abreu sucks.
-610WIP Philadelphia

Bill Cowher is so overrated. The Steelers should just fire him and get it over with.
-ESPN Radio 1250AM Pittsburgh

Paul LoDuca is gambling away the Amazin's postseason chances. He's gotta keep his marital issues off the field. This is almost as much of a distraction as A-Rod existing.
-WFAN New York

I don't know who Carson Palmer thinks he is. If he doesn't get on the field soon, he'll never get out of Boomer's shadow.
-1530HOMER The Sports Animal! Cincinnati

Barbaro is the most arrogant and selfish athlete in professional sports.
-610WIP Philadelphia


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