Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Mel Kiper Jr. has served as expert analyst for Teapot Dome Scandal's annual Draft coverage since 1984. He is also a vampire.
With the NFL draft almost 9 months away, most of you assume I'm either hibernating like a grizzly bear or sitting in a subterranean fall out shelter kissing pictures of Brady Quinn and going to the bathroom on myself. While there may be some truth to these rumors, I've started creating other arbitrary lists to pass the time. The first is a list of the top 5 babies in the world. The list of the top 5 babies is reflective of ultrasounds and home movies I have watched in the offseason. Check back in November for the complete Top 25 Big Baby Board.
Joshy is in a class of his own. Amazing intelligence. Could possess ability to tie shoes by age 3. He's that good.
Harry has such a tremendous upside. This kid is mobile. Rumor is that he may able to walk within the next 4 months.
So much potential. If this baby comes out early, he will totally dominate the Reed household.
Questionable work ethic but a real player. Loves ice cream.
Good kid, eats too much dirt.