NFL ALL-HALLOW'S-EVE TEAM

O-LINE (The 'O' stands for Ominous!)

LT - Matt FRIGHT (NE)
LG - SCARY Allen (SF)
C - Jeff STAKE THROUGH THE Hartings (Pit)
RG - Shawn OF THE DEAD Andrews (Phi)
RT - JOHN Wayne Gandy (Atl)

(S)KILL POSITIONS

QB - Tom 'FRAIDY (NE)
RB - Frank BLOOD N' Gore (SF)
RB - Joseph A-DIE (Ind)
WR - TERROR Owens (Dal)
WR - Rae Carruth
TE - KILLIN' Winslow (Cle)

DEFENSE (Death plays a Four-Spree!)

DE - GHOUL-ius Peppers (Car)
DT - Sam Adams FAMILY (Cin)
DT - Warren FAT GHOST Sapp (Oak)
DE - Jevon CURSED (Phi)
LB - Keith BOO-lluck (Ten)
LB - Antonio PIERCED IN THE HEART WITH A STAKE (NYG)
LB - Lofa DEATH BREAD Tatupu (Sea)
CB - DeAngelo HELL (Atl)
CB - Ronde DEMON Barber FROM FLEET STREET (TB)
S - John LYNCH (Den)
S - Dexter Jack-O'LANTERN-son (Cin)

SPECIAL TEAMS (Especially EVIL!)

K - Robbie GHOUL (Chi)
P - Shane Lech-NESS MONSTER-ler (Oak)
Returner - Dave MAGGOT (n/a)

FRONT OFFICE (Of Death!)

Coach: Tom Cough-LAND OF THE DEAD (NYG)
Owner: Zygi WERE-Wilf (Min)