Vikram Dewan, president and CEO of Philadelphia Zoo:
In the animal kingdom, most competitions would be settled by the survival of the fittest. While we love the Phillies, Flyers and Sixers, we would lean toward the Eagles based on a combination of past performance, player prospects, and our passionate support of our Zoo Eagle who is also hungry for a championship ring. Then again, the Phanatic is an endearing, yet endangered species which makes him and the Phils a sentimental favorite here.
Also, watch your ass Phanatic, your shit is endangered!
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